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James Turrell; probably somewhere not very near you
Just how far would an artist go to alienate his followers, to the point of eliminating even the mildest of interest in the work? I can guess your first response. I’m discounting the witless wonders who produce harebrained art while claiming canonical importance, when nearly every left and right brain thinker (not including the sycophants of course) will disagree loudly. They get more attention than deserve. Take any old example, say, The Turner Prize, which consistently awards finalist-status to some or other oddball in the hopes of gathering steam for said oddball, along with oddball prize. That’s far too many ears and eyes paying attention in my view.
I’m talking about an artist, followed by a knowing bunch of art-heads, deliberately making it arduous for anyone, let alone a handful of hangers on, to even find the produced artwork. John Baldessari once burned all of his studio’s work in the 1970’s. That’s the kind of oblivion-seeking I’m talking about; a real deal ender. Unfortunately, Baldessari spent the following 20-30 years building up another oeuvre, kind of defeating the purpose really. I don’t think his heart was really in this conceptual, guess-where-my-stuff-is-now, business.
Through the September issue of Art Review, I may have found the next Catch Me If You Can personality that really knows how to shake off the scent. The artist is James Turrell, and his mission, for the past 30 years, has been to build a naked-eye observatory in an extinct volcano - that he bought - in the Arizona desert. He’s nearly finished - it opens to the public in 2011. Imagine how many fans he must have had over the years before they sort of forgot about him, or worse, died. Should you ask that much from your support team, to wait out death? Donald Judd worked not too far away (in distance and loneliness) but at least Judd surfaced every once in a while, and crated his work to a museum or ten.
The good news is Turrell just opened another project, so for those who can’t wait another two years (you should be ashamed of yourself - you’re nearly there!) you’ll be able to witness the wonders of Turrell in relative real time. This project is named The James Turrell Museum, of course, and was built by one of Turrell’s long suffering fans in California. A wine maker, by the name of Donald Hess, who no doubt has 30-year old wine stored somewhere in honour of the (potentially) Grand Opening Weekend and Beard Trimming, has been “collecting” Turrells since the 1960s. Collecting in this case is a big stack of books with directions on assembling the final design, which in this case is exactly none. Apparently, Hess never got around to any of it. I guess the name Turrell is an antithesis to the word “exhibition”. As in, my agent promised me this wicked solo gallery show in Chelsea, but this credit crunch really Turrelled me.
Inside the building, the works are more ocular science and 1970’s grooviness than art. The rooms are psychedelically lit with various colours of light, both natural and manufactured. Walking through each colour chamber requires your greatest, age-old hippie tricks to appreciate the strange sensation. Art Review describes the space as “pre-history” , which nobody really understands, but from the sounds of it, has the making of being inside a Hopi Indian smoke tent with charged-up iPods of Yes or Pink Floyd or Flotation Toy Warning if you’re really current, floating through your ears. The whole thing strikes me as belonging to a bucket list for burned out, space travelers from the 1960’s, but it’s not art. Unless you count the drugs and music and Hopi Indian smoke tent along with it. No, this is just a friendly reminder of a trip from the good old days. Hey, come to think of it, this project would have been really really useful about 30 years ago!!
Still, it would be good to get an eyeful of the whole thing, except for one essential fact: it’s in Argentina. Seventeen hours by car from Buenos Aires, 20 from Santiago, Chile. Assuming you make the trip, what if you get there and it’s closed? How do you explain that to your travel insurance company?