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marathon retrograde
Come Olympic time next year, will London art addicts be gritting teeth and holding cynical breaths as the endurance race begins? Chancing upon the line-up for Tate Modern in the next 18 months, I see five months of Saatchi showmanship will be placed firmly in front of international Olympic visitors in the form of a… (read more)
gormley-under-white-cube
When men imagine themselves driving cars; we usually picture ourselves in an environment that suits the particular model. A Bugatti Veyron on Germany’s Nurburgring with the landscape visibly blurred as we roar through the air. Inside a Mitsubishi Evo, we’re tearing up a dirt track off-road, sliding around sharp bends in the trails of Northern… (read more)
washed-up artist finds new medium: walls
Some art galleries are better designed than others. Indeed some are so well designed, they’re more appealing than the art presented inside. Take the London’s Saatchi Gallery. When it first opened, I wasn’t impressed much with the random pieces that Charles Saatchi called art, but the building’s flooring was visually and vastly impressive. In fact,… (read more)
simian’s theorem of grasp
In order to further assist artists with their efforts in gaining a following and thus increasing their importance to the brotherhood of man, I thought to create a mathematical model that explicitly describes a winning formula. “Simian’s Theorem of Grasp” is a useful device for eliminating those individuals, who, in the end, don’t matter enough… (read more)